Monday, July 28, 2008

"Ho Killing"

Apparently there has been another "Ho Killing" because CNN has a headline about someone being "Charged in Ho Killing, Cesspool Burial." I assume this means that she was different from a mere prostitute or hooker, rather another class of slut: a Ho.

This just in: It was a murder with a gardening implement, not a slain skank. My appologies to the yard tool.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Animatronic Update

This made me laugh: An animatronic band has been reprogrammed to sing a modern songs rather than the chuck-e-cheez type performances that were their original repertoire. It's pretty funny to see the gorilla band leader introducing Shakira and the mouse cheerleader singing Madonna...

From a great blog with extra nerdy humor called Geekology.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

We have concrete!

We're building a garage in our backyard, and we've reached a milestone: We now have an extended driveway and a concrete slab! Now there's a base to build on and soon there will be a garage to park in!

I'll upload pics as soon as possible.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

ULTRA sound

We qualify for an ultra sound. I hear that's better than a super sound, and much, much better than a mediocre sound.

Yesterday we had a pretty cool ultrasound where we COULD HAVE found out the gender of our baby. Sadly, Julie did not crack under the peer pressure. Really, she didn't even sound close to cracking.

On a related note: We were crib shopping this past weekend and heard a funny tidbit from a fellow crib shopper. They had to come in and change their bedding, decor and whatnot because the doctor changed their story on the sex of thier baby. I guess they went from 99% sure that it was a girl to 100% sure that it is a boy! The funny part is that the salesman said, "that's the third time this month that we've had a gender change late in the pregnancy." Three times!! And that's just in one baby store. Imagine how many kids are wrongly ID'ed by gender across the country.