Happy New Year!!
We rang in the new year down in Florida at a wedding. All was going well until I discovered that I can't dance while drinking.... I dropped the wife on her head. After a few tense moments we all realized that it was a mere flesh wound, lucky for me. There were several doctors at the wedding, all of whom confirmed that no stitches would be needed. Hopefully her brain didn't bounce around in her skull, that sounds like it would hurt.