148 new missed calls

That will teach me to take a week off.....

We've got Gas!!

I was sitting in my office on the phone with a client just now. The
next thing I know I'm starting to get lightheaded amd smelling some
strong ass natural gas. So, we evacuated to the stret and the office
is now closed for business. So much for filing those motions today.

CREAMY SPAM BROCCOLI CASSEROLE

This recipe link popped up in my g-mail account. This sounds so, so,
so... not appealing!

-I'll have the spam casserole without so much rat in it.
(5 minutes later)
-Appalling!

TB

This big TB scare from Atlanta has people in such a tizzy. The news came out the other day that the transatlantic traveler was a 31 year old attorney from Atlanta. My friends immediately blamed me.

No, I can't take credit for this international uproar. The last time I did that.... well, let's just say I've run out of polonium 210.