My Fly

Yesterday I had a trial calendar begin. I had two cases on it, one of which plead out, one was dismissed by the prosecutor. It took a few hours to get everything in order, so I didn't get back from the 8:30 calendar call until 10 or 10:30. While I was walking around the new office looking for a co-worker I noticed that my fly was down. I had not taken a trip to the restroom, and my suit does not have a weak zipper. The only conclusion I could draw was that I was "not properly dressed for court." Luckily, when you stand in front of the judge with your client, you are behind a podium. Also lucky: nobody said anything, so hopefully that means nobody noticed.

I mean, if you noticed something like that in a courtroom, you'd help me out right?