What to get for X-Mas.... X-Men??
I've told all my co-workers about the inmate who called up and called me a fuck-boy. They all laughed pretty hard. I'm now known as 'fuck boy.' What a flattering name.
Tuesdays are indictment days. That's when the Grand Jury meets and puts out a list of people they'd like to see behind bars. It's a day full of both anticipation (if you remember it's Tuesday) and/or dread (if your case is in front of the grand jury). Mostly, it's just Tuesday.
Some co-workers asked me what I'm getting for Julie this year... truth is, I have no idea. Jackie said to get jewels, but Craig said to get some Fry Boots (whatever those are?). I thought he said fried boots, to which I said, "Those would taste aweful."
I'm hoping someone can post in the comments what I should get for Julie becuase I am at a loss.
Help.
Tuesdays are indictment days. That's when the Grand Jury meets and puts out a list of people they'd like to see behind bars. It's a day full of both anticipation (if you remember it's Tuesday) and/or dread (if your case is in front of the grand jury). Mostly, it's just Tuesday.
Some co-workers asked me what I'm getting for Julie this year... truth is, I have no idea. Jackie said to get jewels, but Craig said to get some Fry Boots (whatever those are?). I thought he said fried boots, to which I said, "Those would taste aweful."
I'm hoping someone can post in the comments what I should get for Julie becuase I am at a loss.
Help.
posted by Jay at 3:58 PM
3 Comments:
I always go back to the old stand buy and buy perfume and nice underwear. Although the nice underwear part is also so I can see her in them.
An MP3 player if she does not have one. If she does, then buy her an album to rip to it.
Merry Christmas,
Jay
Hmm, and MP3 player is a good one. She's got a sport one for running, but that's got limited storage. Perhaps more storage for those long flights back and forth from work? Good thinking Jay.
Whenever I can't think of what to get her for christmas, I go with the boob-job. Yip, those muthas just keep gittin' bigger, and I cain't git enough...
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