Where's your head?
Another soccer injury has landed me under the care of capable doctors. This time it was merely some stitches in my head. No big deal. Although there was a heck of a lot of blood when it happened. I cracked my forehead against the back of some guy's head. He took the worst of it I think, because he cried like a little girl. I just stood there and said, "Whoops," and thought I was going to continue playing. Then a teammate ran up and said, "oh no, no no" and I realized that I was leaking. In fact, I was leaking so much that blood was running down my face and all over my shirt and the ground. It was weird, I had no headache, and I haven't had any pain really. It was really freaking some people out though, they thought I was going to need cat scans and everything. No head injury at all though, just four stitches on the face.
I hear chicks dig scars?